Valentine’s Day (2010)

dir. Garry Marshall

One of the Love Actually knock-offs which dares to ask the incredible question, “What if a city has a bunch of different people in it, but some of them actually know each other?” This groundbreaking premise is built upon with fleeting scenes where cut-and-paste characters waltz through the standard will-they-won’t-they clichés. There’s a whole thread given to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift, and even the media at the time seemed to decide the most interesting thing about it was, hey, they’re both named Taylor.