Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

dir. Andy Fickman

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is pretty much identical to Paul Blart: Mall Cop, except this time he’s in a Vegas hotel instead of mall. There’s also a brief, bizarre moment of respite featuring a pianist smiling in a garden, playing serene music while Kevin James is attacked by a bird, but besides this arbitrary inclusion, the sequel is pretty much indistinguishable from the first one. No further time or thought needs to be spent on Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 – which is why it’s thoroughly depressing and terrifying that there are rumours of a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 in the works. What a terrible time we live in.

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