dir. Steve Carr
Paul Blart: Mall Cop is 90 minutes of Kevin James rolling around on a Segway, saving a mall from bad guys in between making fat jokes and being generally useless. It is extremely bad. Nothing is funny, and no one is likeable. There is nothing else to be said about Paul Blart: Mall Cop, because fundamentally, Paul Blart: Mall Cop is exactly what one would think a movie called Paul Blart: Mall Cop would be, and no more. No further time or thought needs to be spent on Paul Blart: Mall Cop.